When you are at a party with people you don't know... And your friend disappears.
Crossfit vs Croissant.
Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, stay sane, survive and be happy.
Introduce your babe to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup.
Nokia falls ground breaks black berry falls screen breaks samsung falls explodes iphone falls owner dies.
Just looking for some kinda sign that the rest of this year is going to be ok.
Just remember, for every boomer that hates a millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both.
The only day that everyone loves you.
When i use my moms phone.
When you're on your lunch break considering not going back.
I have asgard. I have S.H.I.E.L.D. I have both eyes.
Don't marry save money travel the world.
Hate making plans ppl in advance. Like idk if in days from now if i'll want to be social or wrapped up in a blanket cocoon on the couch.
That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto correct decides to join the conversation.
Me one night before exam.
Three words. Eight letters. Say it and i'm yours. It's a trap!.
When your ex tries again, but i can't live without you, then die.
How can people declare someone miss universe when they didn't even invite participants from other planets?.
Women say all men cheat but on Maury 90% of the men are not the father.
Interviewer: do you have any as a surgeon? Me:.