My brain every time i see one of these on the freeway
Probably the only lillian who was loved more than the hero i find your lack of knowledge disturbing.
Doctor: how are you? me: i'm fine doctor: next patient please me:.
When you connect your charger on 1% charge but remove it on 15% your phone: you won't let me live... You won't let me die.
Forget about traffic police dogs are more dangerous while riding on bike.
I don't need love I need this!.
I can't drink like i used to me still in my 20s.
Thanks for the sign i was about to jump into the toilet.
62yearold former us marine, george hood has broken the world planking record with a time of hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds. Do you realize how insane that is? 8hours? 1 min and i'm vibrating like a nokia 3220 look.
Me driving by any body of water: i want to fish that.
I hate when people ask me what i did yesterday. I don't know, i breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something... Sighed heavily. The list goes on.
We do not have wi-fi... Talk to each other pretend its 1995.
Life of first son vs life of second son.
How often do planes crash? just once.
The smell of rain is the best smell ever.
Watching movies with subtitles.
I study i take the test i pass it i forget what i learned.
When you're bonding with your pet and they hate you.
Silent boy talkative girl makes the perfect pair.