That's enough toadying for today. I'm done.
Last born siblings are by far the most annoying people on earth.
If you draw arms and eyebrows on a snake, it instantly turns them into sassy little assholes.
This is god giving you second chance i love you
How my week goes. Moooooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
When you're dark and spooky but also very nice and cute.
Last night i was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wives voice from the kitchen what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb i said thank you, i'll have chicken please she replied you're having soup fat bastard i was talking to the cat.
Interviewer: do you have any as a surgeon? Me:.
You're what eat i don't remember eating anxiety & back problems but ok.
My god what did you eat?.
When your grandma says she got you something for your car.
Jr her online today hey you want to go to dinner with me? sorry i have a boyfriend bff ... Is he hungry too?.
When you eat a happy meal, but you're still not happy.
That look you give your best friend when teachers say find a partner.
There is a real life hogwarts school in poland. For $384, you can learn at the college of wizardry, an epic day lap event where you will learn spells, be sorted into a house, interact with magical creatures and stay in a replica of the hogwarts castle.
Just remember, for every boomer that hates a millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both.
I may act like i'm okay but deep down inside i'm hungry again.
You get 0 points for that question! But my answer was right! you didn't use my method! but my method is easier! you need to use mine!.
Shots fired
They say don't hang out with 10 or more people shit... I don't even like 10 people.