A short story.
Me looking for someone who genuinely has feelings for me won't waste my time.
Write a number that is less than. How do you know your number is less than chapter resources because i am smart i love it! give this kid a medal!
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Savage! fight me on ps pm oh pm wait pm don't have a ps pm mit fight me in real life pm oh pm wait pm don't have a life.
You can have your ashes turned into a playable vinyl record, when your day comes. So they finney play me while i'm dead just like they did when i was alive.
I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be a 30-minute nap? will it be a 4-hour nap? will i wake up tomorrow? nobody knows. But its risky and i like it.
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new lamborghini. I said wow, that's an amazing car he replied: if you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, i'll get another one next year.
Whenever i walk by a tree.
My hidden talent is hidden so perfectly that... I haven't found it yet.
I have a joke... What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? i don't look! i'm changing this is why i have no friends.
When your mom chooses your haircut.
If you love her, make her pancakes for breakfast because girls love pancakes. But also make her waffles because bitches are indecisive. And let's be real... Have donuts ready, too...
Did i make your childhood memories fun?.
I hate how your family stops giving money on your birthday as get older. Like i need it more now than i did when i was 7 susan i'm starving.
I maybe a bad influence but, damn, i'm fun.
Show of hands..... Who's a little bit crazy in here?.
When you don't know the answer to an exam question, but you refuse to leave it blank.
After breakup delete my number