I Was Offered…

I was offered sex today with a victoria's secret model. In exchange for that, i was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my facebook page. Of course, i declined because i am a person of high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as ajax, the incredibly strong bathroom cleanser. Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.
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