Daddy I Want…

Boy: daddy i want to marry, dad: first say sorry. Boy: for what? dad say sorry, boy: but for what? what i have done? dad: you first say sorry, boy: but... What's my fault? dad: you first say sorry, boy: but why??? dad: you first say sorry, boy: please, at least tell me a reason! dad: you first say sorry, boy: ok dad... I am sorry !! dad: now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry!.
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