Phone, Wallet And…

Phone, wallet and keys need to be in the correct pockets.
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I Don’t Always…

I don't always walk the walk or even talk the talk, but if you ever need someone to drink the drink, i'm totally there for you.

Does Anyone Still…

Does anyone still cook meatloaf? share if you do.

How My Week…

How my week goes. Moooooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.

How I Wake…

How i wake up after my 5-hour nap that i took right after i woke up from sleeping all night long.

Future Grandparents Be…

Future grandparents be like.

Try This…

Try this mom! dad! i got a girl pregnant! just kidding! i failed my math test what? you what? oh! thank, god!.

Ever Think Of…

Ever think about the shady places you have been to, and all the crazy shit you did for fun and wonder how the hell are you still alive?.

Types Of Headaches…

Types of headaches: migraine

When Your Ex…

When your ex tries again, but i can't live without you, then die.

How Are You…

Jessica hi jessica jessica jessica read 14:19 do i know you? 14:19 jessica how are you? 14:20 hi, i am jessica 14:21 jessica read 14:20 nice to meet you!! 14:21 read 14:21 jessica what is your name? 14:21 i am rich no, rich is my name sorry, i don't talk to boys 14:22.

Karma Doesn’t Spare…

Karma doesn't spare anyone.

Just Tell Me…

Just tell me when and where and ill be there 20 minutes late.

Maybe I Ain’t…

Maybe i ain't meant for nobody. My soul mate probably a piece a chicken.

Me An 11…

Me an 11-year-old creating a nickname.

I’m Buying A…

I'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under a deck building on the back of our house. Should make for an interesting discover in 30 years when the next guy is rebuilding it.

My God What…

My god what did you eat?.

You Know It’s…

You know it's a rough neighborhood when you see a bird with an ankle monitor carrying a knife...

After All This…

After all this time? Always.

What Kind Of…

What kind of turtle is this.

The Worst Part…

The worst part about losing your glasses is not having your glasses to help you look for your glasses.