I Have A…

I have a joke... What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? i don't look! i'm changing this is why i have no friends.
Subscribe
Notify of

0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments

Similar Memes

Happiness Is…

Happiness is no traffic.

I Want To…

I want to sleep for years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

When You Already…

When you already know the truth, but you still listen to their lies like.

He’s Too Poor…

Omg! He's too poor to buy a table.

How I Apologize…

How i apologize to people at work after i've upset them... I'm sorry that your terrible behavior caused me to act out of character. You should work on that.

You 4 Toes…

Your 4 toes watching how you hit the little one on the corner of a piece of furniture.

Don’t Think Of…

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Bill Gates: Buy…

Bill gates: buy me some soft drink, buy something for yourself too.

Me: I’m thinking…

Me: i'm thinking about taking a trip bank account: i highly suggest that trip be to work.

I Love U…

True love i love u more than free wi-fi.

I Can’t Wait…

I can't wait to get married, so i can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

I Need A…

I need a headlight. Sure, what for? in power so can see at night.

Tom & Jerry Taught…

Tom jerry taught me that life is incomplete without enemies.

When My Friend…

When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. Me: on google quotes about fake friend.

I Hate Thinking…

I hate thinking i've found a parking spot and happily go to pull in and....there it is..............a kia soul.

You Ever Wake…

You ever wake up for work and be like. Fuck it, fire me.

Any Subject That…

Me

Raise Your Hands…

Raise your hands! If last pages of your notebooks were like this!.

Even If You…

Even if you give me an assignment to complete it in 2 years, I will do it the night before the due date.

Just Because He…

Just because he dated you for years it doesn't mean he will marry you. My uncle studied medicine for years he's now a dj.