The Smell Of…

The smell of rain is the best smell ever.
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When Your Phone…

When your phone is at 98%, but you still charge it to.

How I Feel…

How i feel when i skip class: i should have gone to class how i feel when i go to class: i should have stayed home.

What Are You…

What are you good at? january: being beautiful february: spending money march: eating and sleeping april: making jokes may: arguing june: being lazy july: caring for others. August: being jealous september: washing dishes october: earning money november: overthinking december: insulting others.

Texting While Driving…

Texting while driving kills for more driving tips, text safety to 79191, ????????.

Shine Bright Like…

Shine bright like a diamond... Diamonds don't shine! They reflect. You idiot!.

When You And…

When you and your coworkers survive a rush at work.

When Your Crush…

When your crush updates her relationship status on facebook in a relationship.

When I See…

When i see pictures of people with abs and athletic bodies

World’s Longest Arm…

World's the longest arm.

What Is Love…

What is love? love is the th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person nonsense.

Some People Should…

Some people should be very grateful that i don't have mob connections.

Me Checking For…

Me checking for gains after doing one squat.

I Am A…

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Rabbits Jump And…

Rabbits jump and they live for years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Dear McDonalds, Thank…

Dear mcdonald's, thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think i could order a supersized McVeiner with a straight face. Sincerely, dirty mind.

When, U Clean…

When you clean your room so well, that the only trash left is you.

When You Return…

When you return from vacation try to remember how to do your job.

Money Can Buy…

Money can buy me happiness it's called food.

When You’re Ugly…

When you're ugly but you still hang out with your handsome friends.

Last Christmas I…

Last christmas, gave yamaha but the very next day, you gave it huawei.