Never Argue With…

Never argue with children a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, when i get to heaven will ask jonah. The teacher asked what if jonah went to hell? the little girl replied, then you ask him. This kid is pure savage!.
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