When You Think…

When you think you're having a bad day, just think about this horse.

When You’re Deciding…

When you're deciding whether to drive to work or across the country to start a new life...

Another Wild Saturday…

Another wild saturday night.

Are You Bored…

Are you bored? draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath.

Made Coffee With…

Made coffee with red bull today im able to see sounds now.

I Hate It…

I hate it when i meow at cats and they don't meow back. Such attitude!.

I just Want…

I just want to be as cozy as this dog right now.

If My Bank…

If my bank account had a face, this would be what it looked like most of the time.

When You Get…

When you get your tax return and start buying unnecessary shit he.

It’s Impossible To…

It's impossible to lose weight just by eating salads

If Puppies Could…

If puppies could talk i would never ever try to make human friends again.

Last Night I…

Last night i was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wives voice from the kitchen what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb i said thank you, i'll have chicken please she replied you're having soup fat bastard i was talking to the cat.

If I Was…

If i was a bird i know whom i would shit on.

How’s The Diet…

Hows the diet going? fuck you.

The Difference A…

The difference a day can make for a rescue dog.

For Dogs And…

For dogs and cats.

This Is Every…

This is every old men facebook profile picture and its always uploaded 9 times.

Good Acting…

Good acting vs best acting vs over acting.

When You’re Watching…

When you're watching a movie and people keep asking questions instead of paying attention.