Forget about traffic police dogs are more dangerous while riding on bike.
When you're bonding with your pet and they hate you.
Keeping my christmas list short and sweet this year: 1. 1,000,000 in cash 2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year 3. A puppy.
Saw you petting the neighbors dog want to tell me what that's all about?.
A short story.
When someone feeds me.
Real adults vs me trying my best.
What kind of turtle is this.
When you're about to say something but then decide it's not worth the effort.
Family dressed as dogs meme.
This is an image of a world map with a continuous red line drawn over it
Rabbits jump and they live for years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
How fast was the ostrich running when it hit the tree?
When you're ugly and sad, and you try your best to stay positive.
My friends' cat dressed as daryl from the walking dead.
How i wake up after my 5-hour nap that i took right after i woke up from sleeping all night long.
When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.
Dude! careful! at your age, that hip hip hooray can turn into a hip hip hip replacement!.
I need a baby panda in life.
Would eat me you if we ran out of food? never. I don't eat junk.