I hate how your family stops giving money on your birthday as get older. Like i need it more now than i did when i was 7 susan i'm starving.
On my birthday the surprise i get vs the surprise i want.
I eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere.
Imagine waking up and seeing this on your birthday get.
People don't always post on my facebook wall but when they do, they wish me happy birthday and then ignore me for another year.