On My Birthday…

On my birthday the surprise i get vs the surprise i want.

Imagine Waking Up…

Imagine waking up and seeing this on your birthday get.

I Hate How…

I hate how your family stops giving money on your birthday as get older. Like i need it more now than i did when i was 7 susan i'm starving.

I Eat Cake…

I eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere.

People Don’t Always…

People don't always post on my facebook wall but when they do, they wish me happy birthday and then ignore me for another year.