My Boss Arrived…

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new lamborghini. I said wow, that's an amazing car he replied: if you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, i'll get another one next year.

20,000 Bees Chase…

20,000 bees chase car for two days after queen bee gets trapped in boot. Sorry to ask, but who counted the bees?.

Google Maps: Arrival…

Google maps: arrival time 5:46 me reaching at 5:43.

The Main Reason…

The main reason behind of accidents: i don't have to stop, he'll run, i don't have to run, he'll stop.

Me Switching Lanes…

Me switching lanes to a lane that merges into the lane i just switched from.

I Don’t Care…

I don't care that its photoshopped... I want one!.

If We All…

If we all switched to cursive and stick shift vehicles we could cripple an entire generation.

Hard Work Pays…

Handwork pays off.

This Guy Cut…

This guy cut me off, but i decided to let it slide...

Me & My Best…

Me my best friend after 10 years, tag your best friend.

If You Can’t…

If you can't fix it, at least be creative:.

I Need A…

I need a headlight. Sure, what for? in power so can see at night.

Don’t Judge Me…

Don't judge a man by his house.

When Truck Driver…

Test your airbag here when truck driver has a sense of humor.

When You’re Ugly…

When you're ugly but you still hang out with your handsome friends.

If You Are…

If you are trying to impress me with your truck, it better be a food truck.

This Is Not…

This is not a scene from any movie. This is dubai police.

I’ve Never Tried…

I've never tried to outrun a police car. But, if this shows up behind me, yeah, i'm taking my chances.

When You Car’s…

When your cars horn isn't working, but you're an engineer.

Pulls Up To…

Pulls up to pump me: okay bet pump me: looks back while walking to ensure i am at pump me: slides money cashier: which pump? me:.