Christmas Memes

Mentally I’m Ready…

Mentally i'm ready for xmas financially i'm not.

When Ur Ready…

When your ready for christmas but not quite done with halloween.

When You Parents…

When your parents are savages: mistake 1

On The Bright…

On the bright side she said i'm never helping with the lights again.

We Always Get…

We always get each other ironic gifts, but my brother killed it this year. Just battiers, gift not included.

Car Commercial That…

Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. Its like hey honey, as a gift this year i made a huge financial decision without your approval, might want to look for a second job, merry christmas.

And When The…

And when the clock strikes midnight, halloween will end then bam christmas carols everywhere.

I’m Trying To…

I'm trying to get into the christmas spirit but the damn bottle won't open.

When You’re Obsessed…

When you're obsessed with star wars...

Every Time We…

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes christmas, easter, summer, friday or tuesday and ruins it for us.

Types Of Headaches…

Types of headaches: migraine

Looks Like Santa…

Looks like santa got my list.

Merry Christmas To…

Merry christmas to the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

So My City…

So my city just got decorated with christmas dicks.

Current Christmas Financial…

Current christmas financial situation you ain't getting shit you ain't getting shit no ones getting shit.

Last Christmas I…

Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant you died.

Last Christmas I…

Last christmas, gave yamaha but the very next day, you gave it huawei.

Every Mom On…

Every mom on christmas morning watching you open presents:.