Mentally i'm ready for xmas financially i'm not.
Every mom on christmas morning watching you open presents:.
When you're obsessed with star wars...
When your ready for christmas but not quite done with halloween.
Merry christmas to the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes christmas, easter, summer, friday or tuesday and ruins it for us.
Got that bitch a shovel for christmas bitches love digging up old shit.....
When your parents are savages: mistake 1
So my city just got decorated with christmas dicks.
Types of headaches: migraine
Don't get me anything for christmas you're all i need. It's a trap!
Christmas movies? you mean gremlins, lethal weapon, and die hard.
I'm trying to get into the christmas spirit but the damn bottle won't open.
Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant you died.
Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. Its like hey honey, as a gift this year i made a huge financial decision without your approval, might want to look for a second job, merry christmas.
Keeping my christmas list short and sweet this year: 1. 1,000,000 in cash 2. Souls of those who have displeased me this year 3. A puppy.
We always get each other ironic gifts, but my brother killed it this year. Just battiers, gift not included.
I'm going to save a ton of money on christmas by discussing politics at thanksgiving dinner.
Looks like santa got my list.
Current christmas financial situation you ain't getting shit you ain't getting shit no ones getting shit.