Doctor: How Are…

Doctor: how are you? me: i'm fine doctor: next patient please me:.

My Handwriting Is…

My handwriting is so bad that. People think i'm a doctor.

Interviewer: Do You…

Interviewer: do you have any as a surgeon? Me:.

My Doctor Told…

My doctor told me i needed to eat more greens so i went on a dye it.

Doc, I’ve Got…

Doc, i've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp i poop. How is that a problem? i wake up at 9.

Stupid People Are…

Stupid people are not so rare in the world, doctor i took my medicine at 7 o'clock today but why? i told you, you must take them 9 o'clock i know, but i wanted to surprise the bacteria.

Date Of Birth…

Date of birth? November 16, 1968. Age? Can't you figure that out from my date of birth? I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.

I Will Study…

Me: i will study biology and become doctor in future teacher: what is a cell? me:.

Doctor: How Many…

Doctor: how many drinks do you have a week? me: i don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not a fucking accountant.

Doctors Be Like…

A line on a piece of paper that says doctors be like "go buy this".