Think Once Before…

Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on facebook.

Tag The Laziest…

Tag the laziest person you know.

Stop Showing Me…

Stop showing me ads for things i just talked about.

She Blocked Me…

She blocked me, i called her, i begged her to unblock me, she unblocked me, now i blocked her ego satisfied.

Block Me But…

Block me but never send me this sticker.

Raise Your Hand…

Raise your hand! so what? you and others don't give a fuck. If you want this button on facebook!.

1K Liked…

A picture of a man sitting at a table with the caption 1k liked.

Friend: Don’t Post…

Friend: don't post that, you're just going to stir the pot me:

Facebook Friends: 5000…

Facebook friends: real friends: hard times friends:.

Beauty Depends On…

Beauty depends on phone camera quality. Sometimes.

Have You Ever…

Have you ever looked at someone's facebook status and thought: oh just shut the fuck up!.

Tag The First…

Tag the first person who comes to mind when you see this picture.

My Coworker Said…

My coworker said, i can't find you on facebook. I said, i found you first and blocked you.

I Need Google…

I need google in my brain and antivirus in my heart... Like sam comment likes this. .and photoshop on your face.

Facebook: Type Password…

A cartoon of a dog and a cat with the caption facebook type password me password facebook your password is incorrect me incorrect facebook try again me again.

Dear Facebook, Please…

Dear facebook, please stop suggesting people i may know. I do know them. I don't like them.

Take That, Grammar…

Theiyr're take that, grammar police!.

When Your Crush…

When your crush updates her relationship status on facebook in a relationship.

Travel With Out…

Travel without sharing it on social media. I ain't going to sit on an island sipping on cocktails without letting the haters know.

This Is Every…

This is every old men facebook profile picture and its always uploaded 9 times.