Introduce your babe to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup.
I'm not a stalker, i'm just an unpaid private investigator.
Every time i see somebody spell a word incorrectly, i look down at the keyboard to see how close the incorrect letter is to the letter that is supposed to be there and judge whether it is socially acceptable to misspell that word.
When your crush updates her relationship status on facebook in a relationship.
Travel without sharing it on social media. I ain't going to sit on an island sipping on cocktails without letting the haters know.
Facebook friends: real friends: hard times friends:.
Not every friend request is a friend request. Some of them are just surveillance cameras.
In a relationship just kidding.
I don't chat on facebook. But i just love seeing posts & pictures.
When someone makes a serious comment on my funny post we don't do that here.
Still looking for a halloween costume idea? you should gas the person you pretend to be on facebook.
She blocked me, i called her, i begged her to unblock me, she unblocked me, now i blocked her ego satisfied.
Facebook should have notifications like melissa and clara took your posts personal. Do you want to unfriend them?.
Profile photo vs tagged photo.
A picture of a man sitting at a table with the caption 1k liked.
Like if this ever happened to you.
A cartoon of a dog and a cat with the caption facebook type password me password facebook your password is incorrect me incorrect facebook try again me again.
The second person in your tag list is taking you to your favorite restaurant.
Dear facebook, please stop suggesting people i may know. I do know them. I don't like them.
That meme was very inappropriate and insensitive. I know, i giggled when i posted it.