Color Of Your…

Color of your underwear + the last thing you ate = your band name.

Money Can Buy…

Money can buy me happiness it's called food.

Relationship Status…

Relationship status: single married it's complicated in a relationship hungry.

My Dog Trying…

My dog trying to convince me to give him a bite of my food.

Last Night I…

Last night i was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wives voice from the kitchen what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb i said thank you, i'll have chicken please she replied you're having soup fat bastard i was talking to the cat.

I Have No…

I have no shame i jumped out of the car window and got into the next car because the person was eating kfc chicken.

Him: Tell Me…

Him: tell me your wildest fantasy me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast.

Me: “IDK Why…

Me: idk why i'm not losing weight. Also me:.

Me After Watching…

Me after watching 12 minutes of master chef.

Things I’m Good…

Things i'm good at: being single overeating.

Pineapple Pizza Isn’t…

Thoughts? Pineapple pizza isn't even that bad. Most of y'all hate it because social media tells you to.

My God What…

My god what did you eat?.

Forget The World…

Forget the world i just want this refrigerator.

I’ll Never Eat…

Ill never eat again, i'm so fat.

I’m Going To…

I'm going to place you on a brief hold.

Y’all Argue With…

Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this? Can't.... They're still chewing.

Literally Me When…

Literally me when i get pasta.

Share If You…

Share if you remember growing up and all of your homemade hamburgers look like this.

Bitch You Eating…

Bitch you eating again? my debit card.

Do You Bite…

Do you bite or lick your ice cream? anyone that bites ice cream don't fear nothing. Stage one psychopath.