Tell A Girl…

Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and shell never notice. Call her fat once and shell never forget it. Because elephants never forget.

Hi Crush…

I have bf am hi crush i have two lamborghini vendor, and bugatti super sport, and private jet fuck!!! he-he. Bf breakfast where did you get that? in gran theft auto you can't reply to this conversation. Learn more.

According To Science…

According to science if a beautiful girl goes for run every morning, she can improve health of at least 10 boys.

The Dentist: So…

Nobody: the dentist: so how's life going.

When Someone Tells…

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you have to act surprised.

A Big Salute…

A big salute who take bath with cold water in winter.

Jamal Is Not…

Jamal is not the smartest, but he is strong.

When My Parents…

When my parents tell me i should walk like a lady.

Toilet Only For…

Attention toilet only for disabled elderly pregnant children thank you for shopping with us!

Admit It, You…

Admit it, you sometimes listen to strangers conversations and think to yourself, you are a stupid motherfucker.

When The Same…

When the same person keeps reacting to all of your posts are you flirting with me?.

Okay, This Kid…

Okay, this kid wins halloween.

Plants Outside…

This image is a humorous two-panel meme comparing “PLANTS OUTSIDE” and “PLANTS AT HOME”. In both panels

When You’re Deciding…

When you're deciding whether to drive to work or across the country to start a new life...

At This Point…

At this point i don't even know if i'm breathing correctly.

Dear Hollywood Make…

Dear hollywood, make this happen.

Stay Off The…

Stay off the tracks they are only for trains if you can read this you're not a train.

Wife: You Pick…

Wife: you pick dinner. Me: pizza. Wife: no. Me: tacos. Wife: no. Me: subs. Wife: no. Me: what do you want?! wife: it's up to you.

Bill Gates: Buy…

Bill gates: buy me some soft drink, buy something for yourself too.

Which Color Is…

Which color is red? green vs red. When the teacher doesn't want you to pass!.