I Got About…

I got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack.

When You See…

When you see your cat acting up from across the room.

Hello Land Dog…

Hello land dog, i am sea dog.

Back When People…

Back when people rode dinosaurs had no memes.

If Lying Was…

If lying was a job, i know some people that would be billionaires.

Please Be As…

Please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me every time i meet someone.

I Need A…

I need a long vacation someone please kidnap me.

He Was Online…

He was online. She was online. No one texted each other. Ego won again.

People: We Hate…

People we hate late replies me: you guys are getting replies?.

20,000 Bees Chase…

20,000 bees chase car for two days after queen bee gets trapped in boot. Sorry to ask, but who counted the bees?.

Claps For All…

Claps for all those people who sleep late at night and wake up too early in the morning.

Hahaha…

Meme about guy in the tv moveing his head to see the viewer.

I Touched My…

I touched my future.

Introduce Your Babe…

Introduce your babe to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup.

Oil Floats On…

Oil floats on water now you can walk on water without drowning soak your feet in oil problem archimedes?.

Newton: Every Action…

Newton: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Me to my crush: i love you. Gets blocked me to newton:.

I Just…

Meme of egg that looks like dogs face.

When You Just…

When you just graduated, but you don't remember what you studied.

Raise Your Hand…

Raise your hand if you think k and hmm are the most irritating replies ever.

Giraffes Are Very…

This image is a humorous six-panel comic strip titled "Giraffe: The Genesis". It depicts the evolution of giraffes in a playful manner. The first panel shows a giraffe with a short neck eating from a bush. In the second panel