That's enough toadying for today. I'm done.
Last born siblings are by far the most annoying people on earth.
If you draw arms and eyebrows on a snake, it instantly turns them into sassy little assholes.
This is god giving you second chance i love you
How my week goes. Moooooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
When you're dark and spooky but also very nice and cute.
Last night i was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wives voice from the kitchen what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb i said thank you, i'll have chicken please she replied you're having soup fat bastard i was talking to the cat.
Interviewer: do you have any as a surgeon? Me:.
My god what did you eat?.
When your grandma says she got you something for your car.
Jr her online today hey you want to go to dinner with me? sorry i have a boyfriend bff ... Is he hungry too?.
When you eat a happy meal, but you're still not happy.
That look you give your best friend when teachers say find a partner.
Just remember, for every boomer that hates a millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both.
You get 0 points for that question! But my answer was right! you didn't use my method! but my method is easier! you need to use mine!.
Shots fired
They say don't hang out with 10 or more people shit... I don't even like 10 people.
Total netflix accounts: 1 million. Total netflix users: 500 million. Netflix owner:.
I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people.
Google why is why is not pronounced as "onety one" point to be noted.