62yearold former us marine, george hood has broken the world planking record with a time of hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds. Do you realize how insane that is? 8hours? 1 min and i'm vibrating like a nokia 3220 look.
Its months since i joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow, to find out what's going on.
If you're reading this, i hope your tummy gets flat without even working out.
A hedgehog, screaming at the ground. This is what i look like when i try to do a push up at the gym.
Some people train to look good
Straight to the face will you become john cena by going to gym? give me money for the gym! am i becoming einstein by going to school?.
Trainer: what are your diet and exercise goals? me: to do them.
This image is a humorous four-panel meme titled "The four horseman of learning how long a minute actually is". Each panel represents a different situation where a minute feels particularly long. The first panel depicts a person holding their breath underwater
Me checking for gains after doing one squat.