If You’re Reading…

If you're reading this, i hope your tummy gets flat without even working out.

The Four Horseman…

This image is a humorous four-panel meme titled "The four horseman of learning how long a minute actually is". Each panel represents a different situation where a minute feels particularly long. The first panel depicts a person holding their breath underwater

A Hedgehog Screaming…

A hedgehog, screaming at the ground. This is what i look like when i try to do a push up at the gym.

It’s 6 Months…

Its months since i joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow, to find out what's going on.

62-Year-Old…

62yearold former us marine, george hood has broken the world planking record with a time of hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds. Do you realize how insane that is? 8hours? 1 min and i'm vibrating like a nokia 3220 look.

Me Checking For…

Me checking for gains after doing one squat.

Some People Train…

Some people train to look good

Trainer: What Are…

Trainer: what are your diet and exercise goals? me: to do them.