How my week goes. Moooooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
Just remember, for every boomer that hates a millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both.
They say don't hang out with 10 or more people shit... I don't even like 10 people.
When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.
Sometimes, i wonder why i'm broke. Then i walk into the supermarket to get milk and spend $150. And forget the milk. And it all makes sense.
What is the secret to eternal happiness? To not argue with fools. i disagree! yes, you're right.
My favorite thing about the good old days was i wasn't good and i wasn't old.
I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days. In fact, the only thing i do care about is the fact that i can't care about anything.
Billionaires in movies vs billionaires in real life.
The first club i have ever visited in my life.
Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you, they fucking get offended.
We live in a generation of emotionally weak people everything has to be watered down because its offensive, including the truth.
People who are unable to hear people who don't want to hear.
Tom jerry taught me that life is incomplete without enemies.
What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid? Wished i was an adult. Tried to warn ya.
Just once i would like to read medication label that says: warning might cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles increase energy.
Parents: so what are you going to do with your life? me: it's a surprise.
Tomorrow is my exam but i don't care because a single sheet of paper cant decide my future
Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you're perfectly capable of doing it on your own.
I find myself using the word shitshow significantly more than i used to.