The Dentist: So…

Nobody: the dentist: so how's life going.

Not Everywhere You…

Not everywhere you fit in is where you belong.

Your Soulmate Is…

Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you're hungry.

People Who Are…

People who are unable to hear people who don't want to hear.

Appreciate A Man’s…

Appreciate a men effort, sometimes you just don't know what they had to go through just to keep you happy.

How My Week…

How my week goes. Moooooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday weeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.

You’re Not Ugly…

You're not ugly you're just poor.

I Don’t Think…

I don't care what you think of me i was not born to impress you.

When You Realize…

When you realize you've been doing something wrong your entire life.

Be Like Pineapple…

Be like pineapple stand tall, wear a crown be sweet from inside.

Tomorrow Is My…

Tomorrow is my exam but i don't care because a single sheet of paper cant decide my future

When Life Is…

When life is hard but your trying to be healthy.

Being An Adult…

Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are, and they tell you how tired they are.

If You Drink…

Life hack: if you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other peoples drama because you will be too busy peeing.

Having An Empty…

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of the week.

Music Becomes My…

Music becomes my best friend when nobody understands me.

Just Remember, For…

Just remember, for every boomer that hates a millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both.

A Man Was…

Breaking news: a man was caught watching the real world.

If You Remember…

If you remember this guy, your childhood was awesome.

Remember When People…

Remember when people had diaries got mad when someone read them? now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.