70 Years In…

70 Years in ice vs 20 years with wife.

Him, 10PM: Want…

Him, 10pm: want to start that new show on netflix? me: sure! both of us, 10:14pm:.

In Biertan Village…

In bier tan village in transylvania romania, the church had a divorce reconciliation room: couples that wanted to break up had to live two weeks in a room with one small bed, one table with one chair, one spoon, one plate. In 300 years, they had just one divorce.

When You Promised…

When you promised her a world tour for honeymoon.

Be With Someone…

Be with someone who constantly makes you roll your eyes but makes you smile right after.

Husbands Are The…

Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.

Do Men Ever…

Do men ever sit and think, damn, i'm hurting her...

I Asked My…

I asked my wife if i have anything in me that she doesn't like. She scheduled a powerpoint presentation tonight at 8.

Daddy I Want…

Boy: daddy i want to marry, dad: first say sorry. Boy: for what? dad say sorry, boy: but for what? what i have done? dad: you first say sorry, boy: but... What's my fault? dad: you first say sorry, boy: but why??? dad: you first say sorry, boy: please, at least tell me a reason! dad: you first say sorry, boy: ok dad... I am sorry !! dad: now you are ready. Your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you can marry!.

Ladies, If You…

Ladies, if you ever get into an argument with a guy, and you have no chance of winning, just start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one.

This Is God…

This is god giving you second chance i love you

Gentleman I Found…

Gentleman..... I found where your woman wants to eat...

Dear Girls If…

Dear girls, if a boy pauses his game just to text you back. Marry him!.

Asked My Husband…

Asked my husband how everything was going, he sends me this.

Me: Honey, I…

Me: honey, i never said that! her: power of screenshots!.

Women: I’ll Be…

Women: i'll be ready by 8... Men:

90% Of Being…

90% of being married is just shouting what from the other room.

When She Hits…

When she hits you with and you begin the scientific method of figuring out what the fuck you did wrong.

When People Say…

When people say, you are getting old, you should get married! will marriage stop me from getting old?.

Got Home Real…

Got home real late last night after a full day of golfing, drinking, and hanging out with the guys, and my wife left a message in the kitchen. I think she wants me to eat more fruit, bless her heart!.