Epic! i love you to the moon and back the distance of the moon to earth km. If we ride a spacecraft we need a maintaining speed of. Kmhr speed dt, hrs hrs mathematically speaking you will only love me for 19 hours.
When you promised her a world tour for honeymoon.
When you get married but as a friend.
Wife is wife doesn't matter who the hell you are.
Silent boy talkative girl makes the perfect pair.
Different kind of traps.
What's your name? i'm mrs. Whateveryourlastnameis.
Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag???? also, men: can i put this in your bag.
Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. Its like hey honey, as a gift this year i made a huge financial decision without your approval, might want to look for a second job, merry christmas.
My texts her replies.
Marriage life: expectation francis reality.
Wife: you pick dinner. Me pizza. Wife no. Me tacos. Wife no. Me subs. Wife no. Me: what do you want? wife: it's up to you.
Do men ever sit and think, damn, i'm hurting her...
This is god giving you second chance i love you
You're going to be a father i'm pregnant? no, i'm pregnant! you're pregnant too?.
Dear girls, if a boy pauses his game just to text you back. Marry him!.
Marriage is about sharing almost everything...
Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.
If you want to change the world, do it while you're single once you're married you can't even change the tv channel.
Waiting for my wife to get ready.