Marriage Memes

Wow Honey The…

Wow honey, the house is so clean! was the internet down today?.

Marriage Is About…

Marriage is about sharing almost everything...

Car Commercial That…

Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. Its like hey honey, as a gift this year i made a huge financial decision without your approval, might want to look for a second job, merry christmas.

When You Get…

When you get married but as a friend.

I Love You…

Epic! i love you to the moon and back the distance of the moon to earth km. If we ride a spacecraft we need a maintaining speed of. Kmhr speed dt, hrs hrs mathematically speaking you will only love me for 19 hours.

When People Say…

When people say, you are getting old, you should get married! will marriage stop me from getting old?.

I Love You…

I love you! too late! her online pm love you too pm what the hell were you doing at 2:39? you texted me at 2:38 :, i replied at 2:40 pm .

Wife: You Pick…

Wife: you pick dinner. Me pizza. Wife no. Me tacos. Wife no. Me subs. Wife no. Me: what do you want? wife: it's up to you.

90% Of Being…

90% of being married is just shouting what from the other room.

When You Find…

When you find someone who is as weird and crazy as you please stay with me, forever.

If You Think…

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

70 Years In…

70 Years in ice vs 20 years with wife.

Different Kind Of…

Different kind of traps.

Wife Texts Husband…

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: windows frozen, won't open. Husband texts back: gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer. Wife texts back 10 minutes later. Computer really messed up now.

A Real Woman…

A real woman won't make you choose between her and fishing. She'll go fishing with you and end up catching the biggest one.

This Is God…

This is god giving you second chance i love you

Your Soulmate Is…

Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you're hungry.

In Biertan Village…

In bier tan village in transylvania romania, the church had a divorce reconciliation room: couples that wanted to break up had to live two weeks in a room with one small bed, one table with one chair, one spoon, one plate. In 300 years, they had just one divorce.

Wife Is Wife…

Wife is wife doesn't matter who the hell you are.

Marriage Life…

Marriage life: expectation francis reality.