Marriage Memes

My Texts, Her…

My texts her replies.

Being Married Isn’t…

Jim. 31 years old being married isn't stressful at all.

Best Proposal Ever…

Best proposal A man took his gf on a run, that ended at the place where they first met. When he showed his gps tracker, the tracked route was written as marry me.

90% Of Being…

90% of being married is just shouting what from the other room.

70 Years In…

70 Years in ice vs 20 years with wife.

In Biertan Village…

In bier tan village in transylvania romania, the church had a divorce reconciliation room: couples that wanted to break up had to live two weeks in a room with one small bed, one table with one chair, one spoon, one plate. In 300 years, they had just one divorce.

Car Commercial That…

Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. Its like hey honey, as a gift this year i made a huge financial decision without your approval, might want to look for a second job, merry christmas.

I Asked My…

I asked my wife if i have anything in me that she doesn't like. She scheduled a powerpoint presentation tonight at 8.

Your Soulmate Is…

Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you're hungry.

A Real Woman…

A real woman won't make you choose between her and fishing. She'll go fishing with you and end up catching the biggest one.

Whoa Is That…

Whoa is that your third glass of wine? whoa, is that your third husband carol?.

When You Find…

When you find someone who is as weird and crazy as you please stay with me, forever.

Marriage Is About…

Marriage is about sharing almost everything...

Telling Her To…

Telling her to calm down is child splay if you want shit to get real, tell her she's acting like her mother.

I Love You…

I love you! too late! her online pm love you too pm what the hell were you doing at 2:39? you texted me at 2:38 :, i replied at 2:40 pm .

My Wife Told…

My wife told me, take $30 and buy a christmas nativity scene. The rest you can spend in beer.

Iron Man After…

Iron man after marriage.

When You Get…

When you get married but as a friend.

If A Man…

If a man says he will fix it, he will! there is no need to remind him every 6 six months!.

Wife: You Pick…

Wife: you pick dinner. Me: pizza. Wife: no. Me: tacos. Wife: no. Me: subs. Wife: no. Me: what do you want?! wife: it's up to you.