Marriage Memes

A Wife Doing…

Technology sucks. A wife doing her makeup early morning straight out from bed !! husband are you crazy !? wife: just shut up, i need to unlock my phone. It's on face recognition feature, and it is not recognizing me.!! husband is laughing.

Women: I’ll Be…

Women: i'll be ready by 8... Men:

What’s My Name…

Headache online: what's my name in your phone? Wifey.

Now This Is…

Now this is a service i can get behind for $250.00 an hour i will pose as a couple therapist convince your loved one they are wrong about everything.

This Is God…

This is god giving you second chance i love you

What’s Your Name…

What's your name? i'm mrs. Whateveryourlastnameis.

I Can’t Wait…

I can't wait to get married, so i can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Wow Honey The…

Wow honey, the house is so clean! was the internet down today?.

Marriage Life…

Marriage life: expectation francis reality.

Wife Is Wife…

Wife is wife doesn't matter who the hell you are.

Do You Play…

Do you play any dangerous sports? i sometimes disagree with my wife.

When You Promised…

When you promised her a world tour for honeymoon.

Ladies, If You…

Ladies, if you ever get into an argument with a guy, and you have no chance of winning, just start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one.

Husbands Are The…

Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.

Do Men Ever…

Do men ever sit and think, damn, i'm hurting her...

I Love You…

Epic! i love you to the moon and back the distance of the moon to earth km. If we ride a spacecraft we need a maintaining speed of. Kmhr speed dt, hrs hrs mathematically speaking you will only love me for 19 hours.

Silent Boy + Talkative…

Silent boy talkative girl makes the perfect pair.

Men: Seriously Why…

Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag???? also, men: can i put this in your bag.

Me: Honey, I…

Me: honey, i never said that! her: power of screenshots!.