My Boss Arrived…

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new lamborghini. I said wow, that's an amazing car he replied: if you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, i'll get another one next year.

Ludacris Told Me…

Ludicrous told me if you ain't got no money, take to broke ass home and i've been home ever since.

Money Can Buy…

Money can buy me happiness it's called food.

Son Why Don’t…

Son why don't you study? why should i? you'll succeed in life. You'll be rich! then? then? you'll buy car and own a house then you'll be able to relax then? so what am i doing right now?.

If My Bank…

If my bank account had a face, this would be what it looked like most of the time.

Me: I Really…

Me: i really want to travel. Bank account: like... To the backyard?

Bitch You Eating…

Bitch you eating again? my debit card.

I Have Four…

I have four moods... Oversleeping overthinking overeating overspending.

I’m Not Spending…

I'm not spending anything this paycheck days later account balance: 16.21.

He’s Too Poor…

Omg! He's too poor to buy a table.

When Kids Say…

When kids say you get paid this week right.

Budget Sushi Follow…

Budget sushi follow me for more recipes.

Sometimes You Have…

Sometimes you have to hit no receipt at the atm because you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Bank Taller: Sir…

Bank teller: sir, your account is overdrawn. Me: so are your eyebrows.

Whoever Thinks Money…

Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Wanna Turn $40…

Want to turn 40 into 400? put that 40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work.

How Can I…

How can i transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account.

The Solution To…

The solution to 99% of my problems.

Sometimes, I Wonder…

Sometimes, i wonder why i'm broke. Then i walk into the supermarket to get milk and spend $150. And forget the milk. And it all makes sense.