The Solution To…

The solution to 99% of my problems.

How Are You…

Jessica hi jessica jessica jessica read 14:19 do i know you? 14:19 jessica how are you? 14:20 hi, i am jessica 14:21 jessica read 14:20 nice to meet you!! 14:21 read 14:21 jessica what is your name? 14:21 i am rich no, rich is my name sorry, i don't talk to boys 14:22.

My Boss Arrived…

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new lamborghini. I said wow, that's an amazing car he replied: if you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, i'll get another one next year.

I Have Four…

I have four moods... Oversleeping overthinking overeating overspending.

Sometimes All You…

Sometimes all you need is 500 million.

I Like To…

I like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when i'm winning monopoly i'm all terrible person.

How Can I…

How can i transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account.

I’m Not Spending…

I'm not spending anything this paycheck days later account balance: 16.21.

Billionaires In Movies…

Billionaires in movies vs billionaires in real life.

Thank You, Student…

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think i can ever repay you.

Whoever Thinks Money…

Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

When You Get…

When you get your tax return and start buying unnecessary shit he.

You Attract What…

You attract what you fear

I Don’t Need…

I don't need a valentine. I need million dollars and a fast metabolism.

How They Ask…

How they ask money from father daughters vs sons.

Do You Keep…

Do you keep money in the bank or at home? in my memories.

Truth Or Dare…

Truth or dare? what's your credit card number?.

It’s Been A…

It's been a rough week so far but on a positive note, i don't need bail money and i don't have any bodies to hide.

If You Do…

If don't do this at your house, u too rich for me.

I Need A…

I need a huge amount of money.