Morning Memes

Today’s Mood…

Today's mood: cranky with a touch of psycho.

Get Up…

Get up! get up! why? its morning! so? i'm so psyched to start the day and i can't do it without you.

Shoot To Turn…

Shoot to turn off i haven't slept for days.

Friend: When I…

Friend: when i woke up this morning, i meditated, did 50 push ups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk. Me: when i woke up, i spent an hour just waking up.

I Don’t Like…

I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people.

Me AT 6am…

Me at 6am applying makeup half awake half dead trying to cover up how tired i am.

Good Morning Don’t…

Good morning. Don't be a shitty person today.

I Will Be…

I will be amused after my coffee.

4 Best Things…

4Best things in the world morning sleep night sleep afternoon sleep evening sleep i love my sleep.

When People Talk…

When people talk loud in the morning.

People Who Are…

People who are still awake at 6 a.m. People who got up at 6 a.m.

My Two Goals…

My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far, i am a success.

Legends Are Those…

Legends are those who skip breakfast because of sleeping.

How My Bad…

How my bed feels at 7 am.

According To Science…

According to science if a beautiful girl goes for run every morning, she can improve health of at least 10 boys.

In A Relationship…

In a relationship with coffee today.

My Day Starts…

My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and i go to bed wide awake.

I Wouldn’t Say…

I wouldn't say i'm a coffee addict i prefer the term exceptionally caffeine absorbent.

I Hope All…

I hope all of the 6 people i like in the world had a great day today.

Coffee You Only…

Coffee you only need one cup... But i'll have four, just to be safe.