Claps For All…

Claps for all those people who sleep late at night and wake up too early in the morning.

I Will Be…

I will be amused after my coffee.

How U Wake…

How wake up vs how look after 30 min in bathroom.

My Two Goals…

My two goals for today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far, i am a success.

Mom’s Reaction…

Moms reaction when you wake up early in the morning.

Today’s Inspiration Quote…

Todays inspirational quote: don't be a dick.

People Who Are…

People who are still awake at 6 a.m. People who got up at 6 a.m.

Get Up…

Get up! get up! why? its morning! so? i'm so psyched to start the day and i can't do it without you.

My Alarms Every…

My alarms every morning.

I Don’t Like…

I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people.

According To Science…

According to science if a beautiful girl goes for run every morning, she can improve health of at least 10 boys.

Me AT 6am…

Me at 6am applying makeup half awake half dead trying to cover up how tired i am.

Every Morning…

Tell me where is your partner, my story every morning.

It’s A New…

It's a new day a chance to make a new friend or piss of a whole new group of people. It could go either way.

Coffee You Only…

Coffee you only need one cup... But i'll have four, just to be safe.

Good Morning Don’t…

Good morning. Don't be a shitty person today.

I Wouldn’t Say…

I wouldn't say i'm a coffee addict i prefer the term exceptionally caffeine absorbent.

4 Best Things…

4Best things in the world morning sleep night sleep afternoon sleep evening sleep i love my sleep.

Friend: When I…

Friend: when i woke up this morning, i meditated, did 50 push ups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk. Me: when i woke up, i spent an hour just waking up.

I Applaud People…

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because i stay in my pajamas all day unless i'm going out.