Give A Man…

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day teach a man to fish and he has to buy graphite rods, reels spinnerets, jigs, crankshafts jerkins, plastics, flies, waders a boat and a truck.

Valentine’s Day Idea…

Valentine's day idea: go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each place, so people buy us drinks all night, and we get drunk for free.

He Finally Did…

Escape he finally did it!.

U Are What…

You're what eat i don't remember eating anxiety & back problems but ok.

When You’re Deciding…

When you're deciding whether to drive to work or across the country to start a new life...

Reverse Zoo In…

Reverse zoo in china puts the visitors inside cages and allow the animals to roam free be careful. The cages are made in china.

I Just Want…

I just want to say don't give up!

For Anybody Considering…

For anybody considering moving in with their significant other, remember this: yesterday, i bought a 24 pack of gushers. Tonight, there are 6 left. Six. Do with this information what you will.

Every Time We…

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes christmas, easter, summer, friday or tuesday and ruins it for us.

The Last Thing…

The last thing ate is what have to name him.

When You Ask…

When you ask her what's wrong & she says nothing, but then she spends rest of the day looking at you like.

Find Someone Who…

Find someone who completes you!.

Dove Chocolate Taste…

Dove chocolate taste way better than their soap.

Do You Remember…

Do you remember? shelling peas with the grandparents.

Meet Luhu…

Meet lulu the saddest cat in the world.

Ho Look Enough…

Oh, look! barth fruit stripe juicy gum flavors ill i throwbacks enough gum to last about 28 minutes.

Today’s Mood…

Today's mood: cranky with a touch of psycho.

Entire Class: Answer…

Entire class: answer is 69 me: answer is 37 teachers: he is right entire class:.

How I Thought…

How i thought egypt looked like how egypt actually looks like.

With Your Current…

With your current account balance, which apple product can you buy? Apple juice.