Me After All…

Me after all my bills have been paid this month... In terms of money we have no money.

Me After Studying…

Me after studying for minutes knowledge is power.

My Love Triangle…

My love triangle: sleep food internet.

When Someone Talks…

When someone talks about true love.

Only People With…

Only people with glasses know how irritating this is!.

For Having Such…

Derrick freely for having such an ugly laugh i really do have the nerve to find everything funny.

They Say Don’t…

They say don't hang out with 10 or more people shit... I don't even like 10 people.

Dad, What Is…

Dad, what is an alcoholic? Son do you see 4 of those cars? An alcoholic would see 8. But that there are only 2.

Me Looking For…

Me looking for people who said i'll always be there for you.

I Don’t Have…

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

Don’t Ever Be…

Don't ever be sad on a saturday. Wait till monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don't let capitalism win.

I Wish You…

I wish you could order karma like flowers and have it delivered.

Hug Me…

Hug me! but were buildings! doesn't matter. I need it! ... Ok, bring it in!.

12 Year Olds…

12 Year olds are suffering for love these days at that age all i wanted was to go to hogwarts.

When You’re On…

When you're on your first date.... and she says...... I don't like fishing.

You Ever Miss…

You ever miss somebody else's dog? and you're like damn. I wonder how the dog is doing. I wonder if she's getting enough cuddles.

The ” It’s Only…

The it's only $5, why not buy it mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.

Plays Games Peacefully…

Play games peacefully suddenly remembers about the exams plays games stress fully.

I Would Like…

I would like to apologize to anyone i have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.