Shout Out To…

Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect and now they're stuck at home with the little shits!.

Dad With Boy…

Dad with boy child vs dad with girl child.

Parenting In Public…

Parenting in public vs parenting at home.

This Is The…

This is the fastest thing in the world. Opening these hands will have you questioning your own strength ...

Feeling Guilty About…

Feeling guilty about your kid watching too much t.v.? just mute it and put the captions on. Boom now they're reading. Modern problems require modern solutions.

When I’m…

When i'm a parent, i'll never compare my kids to other kids, because that shit hurts.

When Kids Say…

When kids say you get paid this week right.

Poop Before Or…

Poop before or after diaper change? ...or during!.

Every Mom On…

Every mom on christmas morning watching you open presents:.

There’s So Much…

There's so much more to fishing than just catching.

Sold The House…

Sold the house and bought an rv kids can't move back home if they can't find it.

Once I Became…

Once i became a parent i finally understood the scene where yoda gets so tired of answering luke's questions he just dies.

Don’t Start With…

Don't start with me

Pray That My…

Pray that my child understands math bc i won't be no help after elementary.

Yes Mom I’ll…

Yes mom ill be back at 11 me coming back at 3am:.

Never Forget The…

Never forget the hand that raised you.

Future Grandparents Be…

Future grandparents be like.

Being A Mom…

Being a mom means mastering how to sleep on the edge of the bed.