Baby Can U…

Epic girl: baby can speak italian? because you like watching their soccer so attentively. Boy: yeah i understand everything. Girl: mm mmm can you speak a little of italian so that i hear you? boy: name tutti messi ancelotti piero mauldin di natalie monte. Girl: wow! what does that mean? boy: in all days as long as am i breathing you will remain in my heart. Girl: thank you, jack, i love you so much my guardian angel. Boy: bagatelle girl:mmm and what does that one mean? boy:i love you too. Girl:awwwwwww!!!!.

I Made An…

I made an adult pillow fort for my girlfriend yesterday... Netflix.

How I Sleep…

How i sleep knowing my ex is messing up someone else's life.

Him, 10PM: Want…

Him, 10pm: want to start that new show on netflix? me: sure! both of us, 10:14pm:.

When Your Girlfriend…

When your girlfriend is mad at you vs when you are mad at her i'm sensitive you know.

People With Pets…

People with pets vs people in relation vs me.

You Never Understand…

Girlfriend online a am today a am am what? ???? am ... Am what do you want to say? do you never understand me! you don't love me anymore. You have changed. Bye.

When You Ask…

When you ask her what's wrong & she says nothing, but then she spends rest of the day looking at you like.

I Love U…

True love i love u more than free wi-fi.

Be With Someone…

Be with someone who constantly makes you roll your eyes but makes you smile right after.

My Girlfriend left…

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: it's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my moms place. I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about?.

If A Guy…

If a guy introduces you to his family, he won't cheat.

If One Day…

If one day, i had an accident and i lost my memory, how are you going to make me remember you?.

Do Men Ever…

Do men ever sit and think, damn, i'm hurting her...

Next Relationship I…

Next relationship i get into i'm going to need a $1,500 security deposits.

When You First…

When you first meet her vs when you get to know her.

The Best Kind…

The best kind of relationship mar at am happy birthday thank you, nov at am thank you, happy birthday mar at am happy birthday thank you, nov at am thank you, happy birthday.

When Someone Asks…

When someone asks me for relationship advice me: leave her.

Girls Are Simple…

Girls are simple their yes means yes, no means yes no means no no means maybe, but maybe means yes maybe means no.

Let Me Present…

Let me present to you the friend friendzone logo.