Being Able To…

Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm is actually a sign of a healthy brain.

I Love Sarcasm…

I love sarcasm its like punching people in the face but with words.

About To Eat…

About to eat my vegan, gluten-free, soy free, antibiotics free, raw, non gmo, organic, fat free, low-carb dinner.

Who Are You…

Who are you? I'm batman.

Me Basically…

Me basically: 5% serious 95% sarcasm.