You Must Be…

You must be wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world, actually they're softball pants because my ass is so out of your league. Fucking Savage.

You Might Be…

You might be cool, but you'll be never steal a cop car and flip off a red light camera in a grinch costume cool.

How Often Do…

How often do planes crash? just once.

Mom, You Are…

Mom you are not funny. You can"t make jokes. Mom: I made you.

Savage Level – PRO…

Savage level pro why aren't you attending my calls then explain! i can explain i like my ringtone gif.

Hey, What Are…

Hey, what are you doing? texting the most beautiful girl in the world .... Oh! how cute! yes! but she is not replying... So texting you.... Delivered, achievement unlocked savage.

If You Think…

If you think am slow why are you behind? savage driver!.

Telling Her To…

Telling her to calm down is child splay if you want shit to get real, tell her she's acting like her mother.

Pure Savage…

I thought happiness started with H but why does mine start with U because you're an idiot who don't know english... Pure Savage!

Fight Me On…

Savage! fight me on ps pm oh pm wait pm don't have a ps pm mit fight me in real life pm oh pm wait pm don't have a life.

When You Parents…

When your parents are savages: mistake 1

Never Argue With…

Never argue with children a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, when i get to heaven will ask jonah. The teacher asked what if jonah went to hell? the little girl replied, then you ask him. This kid is pure savage!.

Mary’s A Savage…

Quiet neighbors across the street! Mary's a savage.

After Breakup…

After breakup delete my number