And I’m Still…

And i'm still singles.

Am I The…

Am i the only one that thinks this iceberg is sexy? i'd hit it...

What Position Is…

What position is this? the american taxpayer.

At Some Point…

At some point your dad went out to look for some hoes and one of them was your mom.

What’s Long And…

What's long and hard and has cum in it? cucumber! but i like the way you think!.

Oh Sorry For…

Oh sorry for the unsolicited deck pic. That was for someone else

Nothing Ruins Hump…

Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.

The Only BS…

The only bs i need in my life is breakfast and sex.

What Did The…

Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? a: hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

How To Turn…

How to turn on a guy vs how to turn on a girl.

Make A Cake…

Make a cake, they said.... Put rockets on it, they said... It will be so cute they said...

Does Your Life…

Does your life insurance know that you like being strangled during sex? like comments. Shares haha comment near halal nationwide life plans we cover strangulation! just saying. You, cameron benz and others seen by comment stephanie scott man... Nationwide is on your side.

I Was Offered…

I was offered sex today with a victoria's secret model. In exchange for that, i was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my facebook page. Of course, i declined because i am a person of high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as ajax, the incredibly strong bathroom cleanser. Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.

Who Did This…

Who did this?.