Your Eyes Water…

Your eyes' water when you yawn because you miss your bed, and it makes you sad.

How To Do…

How to do sit-ups: lay down. Hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe just take a nap.

What’s Your Favorite…

What's your favorite memory from school? The part when the bell rung and i went home and took a nap.

When You Are…

When you are comfortable in bed but you forgot to pee.

Amazing Life-Hack…

Amazing lifehack if you sleep till lunchtime then you can save the breakfast money.

I Am A…

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Me On Every…

Me, on every single workday google how to sleep 8 hours in 4 hours.

No Matter How…

No matter how much sleep i get, i'm always tired. I'm sick of this shit.

Sleeping Competition Held…

Sleeping competition held in madrid. Madrid here I come.

Me In The…

Me in the morning vs me at night.

Never Stop Pushing…

Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough. Why stop there? why not 9? 10? strive for greatness.

I Would Never…

I would never leave this bed.

11 Pm, 2 Am…

A cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with a blanket over his head.

Call Me…

Call me. Hello? I'm trying to fucking nap. Sorry thought you were at work. I am. Nice.

Me After Finally…

Me after finally deciding what to watch on netflix.

Me: Goes To…

Me: goes to bed my nostrils:.

Raise Your Hands…

Raise your hands if you feel sleepy.

Best Alarm Clock…

Best alarm clock in the world is your mom if you ask her to wake you up at 7, she wakes you up at 6 saying its 8 ....

Am I Exhausted…

Am i exhausted? yes will i go to bed early? no.