Y'all don't sleep wit the door open?? So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? no.
Him: tell me your wildest fantasy me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast.
I have reached an age where happy hour is a nap.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blanket I'm vulnerable to monsters.
Asked my heart, why i can't sleep at night? heart replied because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love.
Me in the morning vs me at night.
When your pet falls asleep on and don't want to wake it so just sit there until you die of natural causes.
Babies are so lucky they can sleep all day and everyone loves them.
I have four moods... Oversleeping overthinking overeating overspending.
I've cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night i went to bed eight times.
Everything's a competition for some people not even allowed to say your tired without someone else saying they only had 4hrs sleep last night.
Who else sleeps like this? bottom arm under pillow bottom leg stretched out straight chilling top arm supporting face top leg bent over in humping position for comfort.
Me: ok i'm feeling really motivated, when i get home i'm going to sort my life out, get all my work done, be successful me when i get home:.
Amazing lifehack if you sleep till lunchtime then you can save the breakfast money.
Me walking into work with my two hours of sleep
When your mom wakes you up at 6 am saying its 9 am.
You ever wake up for work and be like. Fuck it, fire me.
The fact that i have more clothes to sleep in than to go out in says a lot about me.
I don't even care if my foot is out of the covers anymore, come get me demons. Take me home.
A cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with a blanket over his head.