Probably The Only…

Probably the only lillian who was loved more than the hero i find your lack of knowledge disturbing.

Shoot To Turn…

Shoot to turn off i haven't slept for days.

U Are What…

You're what eat i don't remember eating anxiety & back problems but ok.

Me An 11…

Me an 11-year-old creating a nickname.

When You Finish…

When you finish 1st place, but then the teacher says, you're all winners! that's bullshit.

When You’re Obsessed…

When you're obsessed with star wars...

When I Finally…

When i finally get home from a long trip and shit in my own toilet.

My Two Moods…

My two moods: no talk me i is angry

Why Does Star…

Why does star wars go 456123? because in charge yoda was.

Sometimes I Just…

Sometimes i just don't like people. They make me want to say bad words.

Then The Droid…

Then the droid does belong to you. I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid. Seriously, man? after all the shit we've been through episodes i, ii, and iii i fucking saved you more than once nasa? well fuck you too.

Nice Suit, Vader…

A humorous Star Wars meme divided into four panels. The first panel shows Obi-Wan Kenobi with a blue lightsaber saying “Nice suit

Once I Became…

Once i became a parent i finally understood the scene where yoda gets so tired of answering luke's questions he just dies.

My Trying To…

Me trying to stay sleepy when i go to the bathroom at a.m.

Would You Slap…

Would you slap a coworker for 25,000? me: it's not about the money.

Every Mom On…

Every mom on christmas morning watching you open presents:.