Texting Memes

Hi Crush…

I have bf am hi crush i have two lamborghini vendor, and bugatti super sport, and private jet fuck!!! he-he. Bf breakfast where did you get that? in gran theft auto you can't reply to this conversation. Learn more.

Don’t Text Me…

Don't text me while i'm in the middle of texting you now i have to change my whole text.

There Are Two…

There are two types of people.

Newton: Every Action…

Newton: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Me to my crush: i love you. Gets blocked me to newton:.

I’m Sorry If…

I'm sorry if you get seven texts in a row from me saying something i could have said in one message, but i am who i am.

My Crush And…

Me my crush and her friends the message i sent.

The Best Kind…

The best kind of text can i call you?.

I Am The…

I am the type of person who feels shy to speak in real, but i can chat very nicely.

Dad I Got…

Dad i got suspended from school. The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of this ruler.so i asked which end you are totally my son!! proud of you.

Admit It…

Admit it without this emoji, our conversation is incomplete.

Wanna Get Drunk…

Want to get drunk? its not even lunchtime. You have fucking issues ok yea i'm down.

Stupid People Are…

Stupid people are not so rare in the world, doctor i took my medicine at 7 o'clock today but why? i told you, you must take them 9 o'clock i know, but i wanted to surprise the bacteria.

I Love You…

Epic! i love you to the moon and back the distance of the moon to earth km. If we ride a spacecraft we need a maintaining speed of. Kmhr speed dt, hrs hrs mathematically speaking you will only love me for 19 hours.

Getting No Message…

Getting no message is also a message.

I Love You…

I love you! too late! her online pm love you too pm what the hell were you doing at 2:39? you texted me at 2:38 :, i replied at 2:40 pm .

I Love You…

I love you

Your Single & I’m…

You're single i'm single too! you know what that means? were both ugly!.

Wife Texts Husband…

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: windows frozen, won't open. Husband texts back: gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer. Wife texts back 10 minutes later. Computer really messed up now.

You Never Understand…

Girlfriend online a am today a am am what? ???? am ... Am what do you want to say? do you never understand me! you don't love me anymore. You have changed. Bye.