I Am So…

I am so lucky people can't hear what i am thinking.

Everyday I Get…

Every day i get to work with the best intentions and the right attitude... ...then idiots happen.

Electrician Wanted. Experience…

Electrician wanted. Experience required, this time.

When Your Co-Worker…

When your coworkers ask you what you're doing after work i'm relaxing, i'm getting blackout drunk. And you're leaving me alone.

New Company Word…

New company word of the day: focus when you are annoyed with someone tell them to focus fuck off cause your stupid.

When The Employers…

When the employers want you to have 10 years of experience before the age of 22.

Work Until Your…

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number: 9.11 available balance.

When The Only…

When the only coworker you talk to puts in their two weeks you were the chosen one! i trusted you!.

I Just Want…

I just want to say don't give up!

When You And…

When you and your coworkers survive a rush at work.

My 1st Day…

My 1st day as crime scene investigator detective: how did this man drown? me: he couldn't breathe underwater.

Interviewer: What Are…

Interviewer: what are your skills? me:.

More Important Than…

More important than the employee handbook... Coworkers i want to punch in the face.

Me At 3am…

Nobody: me at 3am: damn did i clock out?.

The Retirement Age…

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough.

My Boss Arrived…

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new lamborghini. I said wow, that's an amazing car he replied: if you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, i'll get another one next year.

Boss: This Is…

Boss: this is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? me: it's wednesday?.

Wanna Turn $40…

Want to turn 40 into 400? put that 40 in your gas tank and take your stupid ass to work.

When There’s A…

When there's a deep rage burning inside you but you have to act nice because you at work.

When You’re At…

When you're at work and everyone is in a good mood and energetic and you're just sitting there looking at them like:.