Interviewer: Do You…

Interviewer: do you have any as a surgeon? Me:.

He Needed A…

He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise.

When You Return…

When you return from vacation try to remember how to do your job.

When Your Co-Worker…

When your coworkers ask you what you're doing after work i'm relaxing, i'm getting blackout drunk. And you're leaving me alone.

Only 7 Hours…

Only 7 hours, 55 min and 35 more years until i'm done with work.

Everyday I Get…

Every day i get to work with the best intentions and the right attitude... ...then idiots happen.

You Ever Wake…

You ever wake up for work and be like. Fuck it, fire me.

Hey Guys Let’s…

Hey guys! let's take one more picture together before we get fired.

Only Mechanics Will…

A humorous photo of a blue and yellow WD-40 themed perfume bottle and box labeled “FOR MEN” on a green background. The perfume bottle is rectangular with a silver cap. The box and the bottle both feature the WD-40 logo.

When You Are…

When you are at work and a customer starts yelling at you, but you can't do anything because the customers always right.

Told A Co-Worker…

Told a coworker she swallowed too many kids. That's why everything out her mouth sounded childish! i meet with hr 9am tomorrow.

Stay Here One…

Stay here one month no internet no phone for 100k... Could you do it?.

Shots Fired…

Shots fired

When You Break…

When you break something and fix it just enough so that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it.

He Left School…

Aiming he left school steve jobs he left school mark zuckerberg he left school bill gates if i left school.

Always Remember Safety…

Always remember safety first.

I Wish 8…

I wish hours 8 of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work or school.

Me Waling Into…

Me walking into work with my two hours of sleep

Would You Slap…

Would you slap a coworker for 25,000? me: it's not about the money.

Bro, I Gave…

I gave my seat to a blind guy on the bus, great bro! and that's how i lost my job as a bus driver.