Do Not Interrupt…

Do not interrupt me when i am talking to myself.

Happiness Is…

Happiness is. Laughing at our own answer paper with friends.

My Inpatient Ass…

My inpatient ass tracking an order i literally made 5 mins ago.

Don’t Text Me…

Don't text me while i'm in the middle of texting you now i have to change my whole text.

If You Drink…

Life hack: if you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other peoples drama because you will be too busy peeing.

Google Maps: Arrival…

Google maps: arrival time 5:46 me reaching at 5:43.

Japan Vs My Hometown…

Japan vs my hometown.

Exactly What You…

Exactly what you want to see before your flight. Someone fixing the engine with duct tape.

Dude! Careful! At…

Dude! careful! at your age, that hip hip hooray can turn into a hip hip hip replacement!.

You Wanna Know…

You want to know how i got these scars?.

Fuck This Shit…

Fuck this shit just kidding max i need to pass.

Coffee You Only…

Coffee you only need one cup... But i'll have four, just to be safe.

Once You’re Matured…

Once you're matured, you will realize that silence is more important than proving a point.

This Shit Would…

This shit would be live.

People Don’t Intimidate…

People don't intimidate me at all ill sit right next to some asshole that doesn't like me, look them dead in the eye and say what's up.

Romeo Died Cause…

Romeo died cause of juliet, jack died cause of rose stay single if you want to live!.

My Two Moods…

My two moods: no talk me i is angry

Couldn’t Find My…

Couldn't find my palette, so i mixed my shit on a tortilla.

Sometimes You Have…

Sometimes you have to hit no receipt at the atm because you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Did You Know…

Did you know? tog if you don't get a girlfriend before 22, you'll die single.